Color-in-the-line competitions.
- Kyle: Why did they even have those? This kid Adam Blumberg won, and then he told us he was Jewish and he loved Matzo balls.
- Julia: How did that happen?:
- "Congratulations Adam! You won the color-in-the-line competition. Do you have anything to say?"
- "I'm Jewish, I love matzo balls, and I love this schule!"
- "Okay, Adam. That's enough."
- "Does anyone want to play with my dradle?"
- "Really Adam-"
- "Who wants to split my lamb and cheese sandwich?" (nevermind the fact that mixing dairy and meat isn't Kosher. whatever)
- "Thats it, Adam."
- And then two blonde-haired blue-eyed kids proceed to escort Adam out of the room.
